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I don't need a whip [Dec. 19th, 2008|07:40 pm]

You Scored as Whips

Your turn on is the "good ol'" whip. You either like to feel in charge during sex, or you like to feel pain. Sex isn't sex unless it's rough.

Whips
67%
Biting
58%
Bondage
58%
Chains/Handcuffs
42%
Blind Folds
25%
Blood
17%
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Wow. Get that. [Dec. 19th, 2008|06:27 pm]
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You Should Be An Atheist



So it's not really a religion. But that's the whole point.

You don't buy into the whole God thing... or you just don't care.



You may feel very alone in a world full of religious people.

But just remember, atheism has a long and rich intellectual history.



And, ok, I'll admit that I didn't understand a lot of what this one said. I mean, I never paid much attention to... you know, the outside world.



You Are 24% Capitalist, 76% Socialist



You tend to be quite wary of businesses, especially big business.

While you know that corporations have their place, you tend to support small, locally owned shops.

As far as the rich go, you think they're usually corrupt and immoral.

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[info]sixwordstories [Mar. 1st, 2008|10:15 am]
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Where can I get maternal instincts?
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Game! [Feb. 26th, 2008|02:06 pm]
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1. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.
2. Go to http://images.google.com and search for that word.
3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results -- don't tell me the word.
4. Put this in your own blog so that I can do the same.
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SWS [Feb. 15th, 2008|08:56 am]
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Why does he believe in me?
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OOC [Feb. 14th, 2008|09:46 am]
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I made a header, and I kick ass.
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Give me cards! [Jan. 28th, 2008|09:56 am]
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My Valentinr - ellebishop
Get your own valentinr
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I'm going to fucking kill whoever did this to me. [Jan. 16th, 2008|10:12 am]
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Fucking gods. Fucking jackasses who command them. You are all going to be sorry. *Elle collapses to the ground, hugging herself.* Get this fucking thing OFF of me! Daddy.... *Whimpers*


Elle his been smited. She has been forced into a chastity belt, and also has no desire to touch anyone but herself. Needless to say, she is PISSED.
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Hee. [Jan. 5th, 2008|07:36 pm]
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Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake



You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.

The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately.

You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.

A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract.

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Hee. Just like Daddy. [Dec. 22nd, 2007|10:46 am]
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I Am A: Chaotic Evil Human Rogue (4th Level)


Ability Scores:

Strength-14

Dexterity-17

Constitution-14

Intelligence-10

Wisdom-9

Charisma-13


Alignment:
Chaotic Evil A chaotic evil character does whatever his greed, hatred, and lust for destruction drive him to do. He is hot-tempered, vicious, arbitrarily violent, and unpredictable. If he is simply out for whatever he can get, he is ruthless and brutal. If he is committed to the spread of evil and chaos, he is even worse. Thankfully, his plans are haphazard, and any groups he joins or forms are poorly organized. Typically, chaotic evil people can be made to work together only by force, and their leader lasts only as long as he can thwart attempts to topple or assassinate him. Chaotic evil is sometimes called demonic because demons are the epitome of chaotic evil. Chaotic evil is the best alignment you can be because combines self-interest and pure freedom. However, chaotic evil can be a dangerous alignment because it represents the destruction not only of beauty and life but also of the order on which beauty and life depend.


Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.


Class:
Rogues have little in common with each other. While some - maybe even the majority - are stealthy thieves, many serve as scouts, spies, investigators, diplomats, and simple thugs. Rogues are versatile, adaptable, and skilled at getting what others don't want them to get. While not equal to a fighter in combat, a rogue knows how to hit where it hurts, and a sneak attack can dish out a lot of damage. Rogues also seem to have a sixth sense when it comes to avoiding danger. Experienced rogues develop nearly magical powers and skills as they master the arts of stealth, evasion, and sneak attacks. In addition, while not capable of casting spells on their own, a rogue can sometimes 'fake it' well enough to cast spells from scrolls, activate wands, and use just about any other magic item.


Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

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I just want to thank everyone [Dec. 8th, 2007|09:19 am]
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That I don't have to burn to a crisp.

I won! Yay!
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Taking a trip (RP for [info]changehistory) [Dec. 6th, 2007|05:30 pm]
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She'd snuck into Daddy's safe to get some money. She'd gotten her ticket. She'd sent Adam a message to let him know when she'd be there. She had a backpack with a few changes of clothes in it. She was wearing her big sunglasses, and her hair was tucked up under a hat. Just in case Daddy realized she'd left, and had people looking for her. Everything was ready. She'd even made as sure as possible that the weather would hold out.

All she had to do was go through that tunnel into the metal casket that would carry her through the sky to where Adam was. She drew in a deep breath, staring at the departure gate. There wouldn't be a storm. She'd checked. That much water, and electricity in the air... it hurt. She'd screamed the first time she'd been in even the slightest patch of rough weather that high up. After that, Daddy'd kept her sedated on long flights. But she couldn't do that. Not this time. There was no one to watch out for her. Even when she'd gone to Ireland, had been working alone, Daddy had sent someone to fly with her. And sent someone else out to bring her home.

She was literally shaking as she finally made her way across the terminal and handed them her boarding pass. She glared at the flight attendant who was smirking at her. What did she know? Had she ever been zapped with that many volts? If she said anything, she'd find out what it felt like.

Elle slipped into her seat and strapped herself in. Tightly. Let them all think she was terrified of falling. She'd love to fall. Anything to get out of the damned highly charged air up in the clouds.

The flight couldn't end too soon.
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Questions! [Dec. 5th, 2007|09:37 am]
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Questions! )
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Vote for me. [Dec. 2nd, 2007|12:16 pm]
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Or I'll zap you.

[Whoever nominated Elle? You kick ass. *Laughs*]
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Slogans... [Nov. 30th, 2007|12:53 pm]
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Damn right.

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Taken from Adam... [Nov. 29th, 2007|01:59 pm]
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ColorQuiz.com I took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!

"Alert and keenly observant. Is seeking fresh avenu..."


Click here to read the rest of the results.


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Not the best day ever [Nov. 27th, 2007|03:44 pm]
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Daddy found out about me and Adam. I just know he's going to do something to punish me, even though it was six years ago. See, this is why I never told him. I knew he'd overreact... It was just a bit of fun.
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Questions! [Nov. 26th, 2007|06:20 pm]
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Taken from Adam.

1. Ask me three questions you want to know the truth to.
2. I will pick two of them to answer.
3. One I will tell the truth about.
4. One I will lie about.
5. The last you have to try to answer for me.
6. Post this in your journal so others can ask you.
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Nice, I think [Nov. 25th, 2007|11:30 pm]
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Your Score: The Jaguar Spirit


You scored 58% Creativity, 32% Compassion, 60% Strength, and 54% Intelligence!



You are a Jaguar Spirit. You move like a predator, and enjoy the night. You are agile and graceful, and have amazing night vision. You tend to be solitary, but sometimes get along with one or two others. Jaguars are very wild spirits with strong wills. Don't forget my two other spiritual tests: Sitakaliism Test Paganism Test, my political test: The Fruity Commie Pinko Liberal Test, and my Biology Test

Link: The Spirit Animal Test written by sitakali on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test


Daddy? Can I have one? No, right?
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Sounds right [Nov. 25th, 2007|10:58 pm]
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Your Kiss is Orange

For you, kissing is all about pushing the envelope. You're a wild kisser.
And you don't have to know someone all that well to kiss them.
(You figure that's how you'll get to know one another!)
While you may be impulsive with who you kiss, there's nothing random about your kissing technique.

Kissing Type: Unconventional

People See Your Kisses as: Intoxicating

You Kiss Best With: A Red Kisser

Stay away from: A Pink Kisser
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